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WHAT IS A REAL MAN?

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION, AND THROUGHOUT EVERY SINGLE DECADE, EVERY SINGLE CENTURY, EVERY SINGLE SLICE OF CHEESE (mmm cheese)... MEN ALL OVER THE PLANET, AND MAYBE EVEN OTHER PLANETS, AND DEEP SEAS... HAVE TRIED TO ANSWER THE VERY QUESTION...

"WHAT IS A REAL MAN?"

"WHAT IS A REAL MAN?"

WE HAVE LISTS OF WHAT REAL MEN DON'T DO...

* REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE...
* REAL MEN DON'T CRY...
* REAL MEN DON'T WEAR PINK TIGHTS...
* REAL MEN DON'T PEE SITTING DOWN...
* REAL MEN DON'T WAIT FOR A BUS NAKED...

 
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BUT REALLY WHAT IS A REAL MAN?


OUR OWN DOCTOR HANS WOLFGANG GERHARDT, ET AL... HAS BEEN STUDYING THAT VERY QUESTION, " WHAT IS A REAL MAN?" FOR THE PAST THIRTY EIGHT YEARS....

ONCE HE DISCOVERS WHAT A REAL MAN IS, OR COMPLETES HIS LIST ON WHAT REAL MEN AREN'T, OR WHAT REAL MEN DON'T DO.... WE'LL PUBLISH HIS FINDINGS...

BUT UNTIL THEN, WE OFFER THE FOLLOWING...

GOOGLE - "WHAT IS A REAL MAN?"

YAHOO - "WHAT IS A REAL MAN?"

DOGPILE - "WHAT IS A REAL MAN?"


Lastly according to www.onelook.com the Quick definitions of the word "real" are....

  • noun :    an old small silver Spanish coin
  • noun :    any rational or irrational number
  • adjective :    being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory ( Example: "Real objects" )
  • adjective :    being value measured in terms of purchasing power ( Example: "Real prices" )
  • adjective :    founded on practical matters ( Example: "A recent graduate experiencing the real world for the first time" )
  • adjective :    not to be taken lightly ( Example: "Statistics demonstrate that poverty and unemployment are very real problems" )
  • adjective :    (of property) fixed or immovable ( Example: "Real property consists of land and buildings" )
  • adjective :    possible to be treated as fact ( Example: "His brief time as Prime Minister brought few real benefits to the poor" )
  • adjective :    not synthetic or spurious; of real or natural origin ( Example: "Real mink" )
  • adjective :    coinciding with reality
  • adjective :    having substance or capable of being treated as fact; not imaginary
  • adjective :    being or reflecting the essential or genuine character of something
  • adverb :    used as intensifiers; `real' is sometimes used informally for `really'; `rattling' is informal ( Example: "A really enjoyable evening" )
  • name :   A surname (rare: 1 in 50000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #6342)

And onelook.com's Quick definitions of the word "man" are...

  • noun :    game equipment consisting of an object used in playing certain board games
  • noun :    one of the British Isles in the Irish Sea
  • noun :    an adult male person (as opposed to a woman)
  • noun :    a male person who plays a significant role (husband or lover or boyfriend) in the life of a particular woman ( Example: "She takes good care of her man" )
  • noun :    an adult male person who has a manly character (virile and courageous competent) ( Example: "The army will make a man of you" )
  • noun :    the generic use of the word to refer to any human being ( Example: "It was every man for himself" )
  • noun :    a male subordinate ( Example: "He awaited word from his man in Havana" )
  • noun :    any living or extinct member of the family Hominidae
  • noun :    someone who serves in the armed forces; a member of a military force
  • noun :    a manservant who acts as a personal attendant to his employer ( Example: "Jeeves was Bertie Wooster's man" )
  • noun :    all of the inhabitants of the earth ( Example: "She always used `humankind' because `mankind' seemed to slight the women" )
  • verb :    take charge of a certain job; occupy a certain work place ( Example: "Mr. Smith manned the reception desk in the morning" )
  • verb :    provide with men ( Example: "We cannot man all the desks" )
  • name :   A male given name (rare: 1 in 25000 males; popularity rank in the U.S.: #1176)
  • name :   A female given name (rare: 1 in 100000 females; popularity rank in the U.S.: #3307)
  • name :   A surname (rare: 1 in 100000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #13462)

 
  
 

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